the shitty pickle

prison lingo for fighting off your rapist, by pushing like your constipated to hopefully deter him from getting back in

prisoner #1: yo Cisco i was try to rape that white guy dave earlier and he tried to give me the shitty pickle!
Cisco: no way!! that bastard! did it work?
prisoner #1: nah, he tried real hard but in the end i just fished it in

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