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The biggest erection a man can achieve, it is very rare like a good Adam Sandler movie.
Guy 1: "Kate Upton flashed me this morning and I totally Mavericked."
Guy 2: "Congratulations man, did you make a wish?"
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isa's famous pick up lines that always work
hey baby i was sport you from across the room and you a fly girl i like yo style so awwww LEMME GET YO NUMBA BABY!!!!!!
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love mayoneese
gurl you know you like my homemade miracle whip
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