sheffield wednesday band

Bunch of sad acts who expect people should offer their rickets to the band for nothing, just so the band can help make them boring bastard wedmesday fans sing a little!

Fucking hell, what are those sad bastards doing now, don't they realise the blades are kicking their arses 3 nil?

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zulu

A name for James Neville who escaped the Zulu revolution that we call the end of apartheid. He currently resides in Nottingham, England where he continues to show off the scar on his forehead which was made by the stampeding zulu as they were trying to get on the last aeroplane to the UK.

Quick daddy Mandela! Drive away! Dont let the bad zulu warriors get us!

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Burn It

The act of making your tyres spin whilst moving off in a car. This occurs by raising the clutch too quickly so that it 'slips' and the excessive acceleration causes spinning or 'burning' of the tyres. Miniman likes to do this alot.

Crazy Joe:Oi miniman that coppers after you! Burn it!!!

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Bush Bulge

A bush bulge is a small bulge that is apparant in the genital region of people with excessive pubic hair, especially visible when wearing tight trousers or pants made fron lycra.

It is visible as the pubic hair has become so vast that trying to hide it under normal clothes is comparable to hiding Jimi Hendrix's afro under a swimming cap.

"I was gonna hit your sister till I saw her bush bulge... I was worried about getting lost in her jungle!"

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Blue Peter

A childrens TV programme made by the BBC ever since the dawn of time (apparantly). Still runs even though the presenting is shit. The famous garden was apparantly trashed by Les Ferdinand, ex-footballer and spurs scum.

Man, you so black i cant see you! Just like no-one could see les ferdinand at night when he trashed the BP garden!

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Lufthansa

1) German Airline
2) The 5 million dollar robery of the German airline, by a group of NYC Mafioso
3) Something really big, extravagant

1) i'm gonna go on Lufthansa.
2) did you read about Lufthansa?
3) BMW and platinum rims?! That's Lufthansa!!

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Miniman

Miniman's real name is Luke Taylor. He is 17 and only 3 days younger than Crazy Joe however he looks about 4 years younger!
Most notably, Miniman got pulled by the feds for under-age driving, even though he had passed his test! Then he crashed it the day after. Wot a crazy fucker,

You seen Miniman's Corsa Sxi? Man's got an induction kit, but his cars falling apart! HAHAHA

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