Super-Mormons

The actual name for the "creaures" called "vampires" in the movie Twilight.

They have a VERY basic similarity with classic vampires, but due to their EXTREME deviation in abilities and weaknesses, they really have no reason at all to be called "vampires".

Prepubescent Girl: OMG I love the vampires in Twilight!

Older Brother: STFU those aren't vampires, they're Super-Mormons! Vampires are actualy cool, Super-Mormons are just gay.

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