A phrase used to vocalize the amount of passion and effort with which one will persue a certain objective.
1) Yo son I'm starvin. I'm about to put a hurtin on this Chinese Buffet.
2) Damn that girl's fine as hell. I'm finna put a hurtin on that later on.
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An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination.
The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."
Universal Excuse can be used as follows:
Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"
Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."
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a phrase used to describe the strange/abnormal/inexplicable things women sometimes do.
Erick: Yo man my ex gf just texted me sayin she wanted to come over and shave my back hair and listen to me purr like a walrus then two minutes later she called me and told me to go fly a kite.
Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.
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chall do
Most commonly used as an informal greeting. An abbreviation of "what are you all doing?"
Mike: Chall Do Homie?
Jay: Ah well you know...guy. I'm just text messaging my girlfriend.
Mike: That trick ass hoe?
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An expression of joy or disbelief most powerfully conveyed in a loud, markedly southern accent with great excitement.
Steve: Hey Jimbo I finally got that fourth wheel for ma pickup. Now I can take ma cousin to the box social like we had been fixin' on.
Jimbo: Well Heyallright!!!
America's Hat does not keep the United States warm because Canada is actually the coldest place in North America.
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A dish contrived of elbow macaroni, cheddar cheese. Said to give the consumer a considerable amount style, ease, and overall sexuality.
Mike: chall do homie?
Greg: Oh son you know I be eating that fresh mac and steeze.
Mike: chall gat that steeze on lock-down boy!!!
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