Garbo-Guts

Someone who eats nothing but junk food all day

John: "Hey did you see what Gary ate today?"
Tom: "Yeah, he ate all the chips and lollies"
John: "What a garbo-guts"

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Poofters Love Call

When a male passes wind to attract the same sex.

*man farts*
Gino: "can you smell that?"
Guido: "Yeah, it smells like a poofters love call"

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