when your ass gets so chaffed that it gets red, like a monkeys butt
416👍 206👎
when you gotta shit so bad that it feels like a turd is stickin out
the next rest stop wasn't for 2o miles, so i had to prairy dog it.
10👍 7👎
when shit comes out of your ass so fast that it makes the water splash back into your ass hole
6👍 4👎