intelligent falling

1) Falling intelligently because gravity is a theory cannot be explained.
2) Gravity version of intelligent design.

Apples fall from the tree because of intelligent falling. God palmed the tree so hard.
It's also the reason why we don't die.

uvalded

Did nothing and waited, even if it was their job and even with the presence of equipment.

Public relations response will focus on damage control.

A: Anita Alvarez fainted underwater and the lifeguards did nothing.
B: So the lifeguards uvalded?