come sock

when masturbating and no other cleansing materials are available you whip of your sock hence come sock

i was having a fly wank in the toilet there was no toilet roll so i whipped off my come sock and wiped up the seminal fluid

15👍 3👎

chop off

when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off

i was in the middle of taking a shit and the wife kept shouting on me it was nearly a foot long but i had to get up and chop off

25👍 5👎