Apple

A silicon-valley tech based company that is literally more powerful than any company in the world and has more money than the federal reserve. It is keen on innovation and providing the user with the most glossy and controlled experience possible, where they determine what is best for your device to keep the best quality possible. Some scrutinize them for this, others agree with this method, and some are neutral about it. Apple products are very expensive and most people use them as a status symbol-their products typically represent the average Middle Class family in America.

Fandroid: my phone cost less than yours and I have way more features than you do.
Apple Fanboy: What happens if I just need a basic phone that can complete all my goals?
Fandroid: Than why not just buy a cheaper Android without all that extra software, like a Nexus?
Apple Fanboy: Because I already have an Apple computer and I wanted a unified experience!
Fandroid: Than why not just buy Chromecast, which cost $30 and watch videos from your phone on your TV that way?
Apple Fanboy: Because my computer is synced with my phone...
Fandroid: Did you know that I can treat my phone like a harddrive? I just drop my files in there and it syncs with my phone.
Apple Fanboy: well, I don't like the mess of files, and I like the fact that I can buy songs on my Apple phone and play them on my Apple Tv, phone, and computer.
Fandroid: Well, Google has the Playstore. And you can listen to your music offline on your PC and your phone for free, AND you can sync your pirated music across all of your devices because Google Music adds it to your library
Apple Fanboy: Well, as you can see, I have iCloud, so all my music syncs AND I can organize it better with iTunes instead of having all of those "unknown" artists in my library.
As you can see, no one really wins and this can go on for days basically.

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IMVU

A virtual game people play where they go clubbing, dancing, buy clothes, and gift each other stuff. It's kinda like the Sims, except you can't build your own town. Most of the people there treat it as if it is real life, so if you slap or insult their character they will become very angry and pound away at their keyboards at you. Also, the majority of the people who play this game are 14-18 and tend to be the more "nerdy" type.

You can also have sex, children, and get married in this game!

Me: Wanna go to the mall today?
Friend: No, not now. My girlfriend and I are at the amusement park!
Me: Oh my God, you're gay?? Why didn't you tell me?
Friend: What? No. I'm a guy on IMVU and I have a girlfriend.
Me: Oh, so wanna go to the ACTUAL mall?
Friend: Uhm, actually, can you get on IMVU, my girlfriend wants to meet you...
Me: Oh god **powers on computer**, I'm getting tired of being a loser with you. You need to get out of the house ASAP!

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Gat

Old definition: A gun
New definition: a slang term used by ghetto men to describe their penis, often in relation to sex.

Douche 1: Yo, she want da gat!
Douche 2: Yeah, she a thot, and she be fucking niggas left and right yo!
Douche 1: Imma fuck dat thot tonight, get ma dick sucked!

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