Whore's Wash

To have a quick wash under ones armpits, crack/sack in the absence of a shower, done in the bathroom sink or service station rest room. What whore's do in preparing for their next John, time is money after all

Boss: Boy you don't smell so fresh this morning
Worker: Sorry boss, slept in, no time for a shower so had to make do with a whore's wash instead

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outrageism

"Outrageism"

The state of being outraged by things that didn't particularly bother you a couple of months ago. Turning a blind eye to contradictory facts while you rush to virtue signal and express sympathy with whatever the popular cause is at the time on the social medias. Though at the same time doing absolutely nothing of any practical value to tackle the issue.
Closely related to:
Offendism; the act of spending one's life looking for things to be offended about.

"We need to rewrite history, start over again, we need to seek forgiveness for the past wrongs....."

"Dave, calm down, you weren't like this last year, stop playing the outrageism card"

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