Dee Bug

A creative, intelligent and otherwise interesting writer that has a penchant for spouting off useless barble when provoked. Lives in Missouri and will one day become emperor of the world.

"Did you hear about Dee Bug?"
"Yeah, I already sold my soul to her."

Squishy

A highly agressive softshell turtle that lives in Dee Bug's bedroom and tries to eat human fingers.

"Stop biting me, Squishy, it's rude."

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Pang Tong

Pang Tong was a very gifted strategic genius that worked for the Shu kingdom. He was turned down by various warlords around the country because of his unusual appearance, one of the more noticable rejections was from Sun Ce, a descision he would later regret. He came across his old friend and workmate, Zhuge Liang who offered him a promising position in his kingdom by asking him to send a letter to his master, Liu Bei. Upon reaching the kingdom Pang Tong had a conversation wit Liu Bei, but chose to withdraw Zhuge Liangs letter. Pang Tong was immediatley put as a prefect in a region of the Shu kingdom that he was overqualified for. When Liu Bei heard of Pang Tongs unusual actions in the region he went personally to deal with him. Upon reaching the fort where Pang Tong resided he said, "I do not wish to be given a job without having to work for it". This impressed Liu Bei very much and Pang Tong showed Liu Bei the letter. Pang Tong was immediatley put sharing the same position as his friend Zhuge Liand and lead many victories together

It was Pang Tong who decided to chain Weis fleet together and sealing their fate.

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loogin

a word discribing the brain of a crippeld person.

(see hork)&(looginhork)
"you horked my loogin"

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limatate

to place a limit on something, or to express something that has bin limated

" he tried to limatate my expectations like a bitch he is"

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n00b

A player who may or may not be new to a game, but insists on doing brainless things, especially things that hinder the team. Those who are defined as "n00bs" will also refuse to listen to words of wisdom or, even worse, berate those who try to help.

j00 n00b I'm going to report you to n00bstories.com

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combat

When a female massages the prostate of her male partner (through the rectum) usually during oral sex.

This action usually leads to larger orgasms and more seamen. Messy!!

I asked my girlfriend to combat me. While she obliged, she didn't seem too happy...

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