n00b

A player who may or may not be new to a game, but insists on doing brainless things, especially things that hinder the team. Those who are defined as "n00bs" will also refuse to listen to words of wisdom or, even worse, berate those who try to help.

j00 n00b I'm going to report you to n00bstories.com

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combat

When a female massages the prostate of her male partner (through the rectum) usually during oral sex.

This action usually leads to larger orgasms and more seamen. Messy!!

I asked my girlfriend to combat me. While she obliged, she didn't seem too happy...

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Spear of Destiny

An ancient Christian mythological artifact. The Spear of Destiny refers to the legendary spear point that was used to kill Jesus on the cross at the hands of a Roman soldier. Passed down through history, this artifact purportedly bestows supernatural powers upon the weilder. It is sometimes believed to be a focus for the powers of evil, as in the 2005 film, "Constantine."

The fictional artifact disappeared after WWII. However, an actual artifact of this description has been scientifically examined during contemporary times and found to have originated many centuries later than legend claimed.

The Spear of Destiny in his hand, the man became posessed by evil and indefeatable.

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fuck you money

any amount of money allowing infinite perpetuation of wealth necessary to maintain a desired lifestyle without needing employment or assistance from anyone.

The 6% guaranteed interest payments from Bill's investments earn him about 12 million dollars per year. His standard of living only requires approximately $4,000,000 per year. He will never need to be employed by anyone. He has "fuck you money".

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assplay

one who ingages in the act of "playing" with somebodys abdomen, in a playfull maner

"man i hate assplay"

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Holy Hell on Wheels

A word often used when cut off in traffic or shocked into a state where once would usually say "oh shit". Also a contradiction in terms.

Car: Swerves
You: Holy Hell on Wheels!

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dioded

a feeling induced by "l.s.d" that would make one feel like he/she is inside a L.E.D(light omiting diode) with the light around them at all times, exposed to this may make the above

ahhhh!! i cant take it......oh shit im on a planet,,,earth people...damn im like all dioded..........everybody is "gear" fresh mushroom like dudes