thurnis

made from real ginger, can only wear designer brands, sucks toes on the regular (only hairy ones tho). Stay away from anyone whose name is Thurnis bc you can never trust them.

Despite not being able to trust them, people named Thurnis have big dick energy multiplied by 10. They are typically 8 feet tall, and can hold soup and can keep it warm for up to 9 hours and even better they can keep it cold for 15 minutes.

Buy it now and you get 5 more feet to add to your Thurnis (that means 25 toes for it to suck). Thurnis has 5 catchphrases, such as:

“uh i’m tryna do 360s on my moterbike right now so i can’t really talk”,

“seriously leave me alone i’m trying to do 360s”

“don’t make all my catchphrases about 360s”

“people fucking flex their cars? in this game? when i can do a 360 on my moterbike? fucking sit down thots”

“i saw a crackhead rob a trumpet for five (5) trumpets and then it stole my moterbike. the one i do my 360s on”

“live love laugh”

I know i said he has 5 catchphrases, but that’s why you can’t trust him. Stay Woke.

Thurnis is a hooker at the hooker hut, every second Thursday of the month, but only on years that end in 8, catch him while you can;)

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twenty one pilots

an emo af two person rap band, with a cringy as hell fanbase. Basically the Kendrick Lamar of emo.

"Hey fren yøu like twenty one pilots?"
"yeah i like 21p"

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