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A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.
Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Bradâs mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.
When Anheuser-Busch does an inclusive ad campaign to appeals to the LGBTQIA2S+ community and common rednecks feel so butthurt that they take all the Bud they have already paid for and shoot âem up with all the guns they frequently have sex with.
Cooter and Jim-Bob were so Budhurt that Anheuser-Busch did an trans-inclusive ad that they took all the Budweiser they already paid for and shot up the cans with their NATO-grade semi-automatic long rifles that are easy enough for a child to fire.
A virgin rectum. An anus that has never been penetrated during a sexual act.
When I was in jail I bent over to pick up the soap and some dude busted my poo hymen.
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How people from the Bronx are transported to the emergency room.
If you dis J-Lo one more time, Ima beat you down so hard they gonna need Amber Lance to take you to da hospital.
The pubic hair of a person with naturally red hair, a.k.a. a ginger.
Carrot Top had not groomed his body hair for so long that his Weasley Bush completely covered the top of his carrot.
A fart expelled from the anus as a result of anal sex rather than digestion.
Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.
Something so adorable that itâs on the same level as amazeballs.
He put a santa hat on his ween and it was totes adoresballs.