F.D.S.

Floppy Dick Syndrome
When you run and your dick flops around uncontrollably

Tim: hold up I can't run anymore
John: why man?
Tim: I got f.d.s.

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Talk Shit, Eat Shit

When someone is talking shit and they continue to run their mouth, and you beat the shit out of them and make them eat shit.

Guy 1: "Man's you're such a pussy"
Guy 2: Beats the shit out of guy 1 then makes guy 1 eat shit. Then Guy 2 says "Talk Shit, Eat Shit.

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Mr. Quiggles

Another name for a hermaphrodite that frequently masturbates anally and pets V-Bears in him/her spare time.

Honey is that a guy or girl, no it is a Mr. Quiggles.

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V-Bear

A species of bear that is super cuddly that plays COD and masturbates frequently.

Husband: Honey is that a V-Bear?
Wife: No, it couldn't be.
Husband: No, I am pretty sure that's a V-Bear
Wife: How do you know?
Husband: Because that bear is jacking off!

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Scrub Squad

Crazy Motherfuckas that do kiddiepools of cocaine from tha crackmobile and get crunk as Fuck.

Oh you know Scrub Squad is going to be at that party.

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