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â¢A guy, Gollum like in nature.
â¢Someone, who usually motivated by their own underwhelming penis, is always trying to profit in one way or another.
â¢A guy who would steal jewellery from an open casket.
â¢A dick who excels at being a dick.
Q: "Isn't Jenny's Ex-fiancé a Stockbroker?"
A: "Yeah he's a real turbo weasel douche bag."
Fake long eyelashes worn by porn stars to protect their eyes.
"Better wear the teflon cumscreens today for your scene in "For your Eye Only'
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The flaky dried sperm residue you find on your inner thigh, or elsewhere.
What's that white stuff on your leg?
That's last night's cum chaff.
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