Democrats

A political party that claims to stick up for the common man and the less fortunate but instead of helping they use a welfare system to keep them under the government's thumb instead of succeeding and moving up in the world. Also the democratic party is the creation of southern aristocrat planters (slave owners) left the south after the birth of neo-conservatism to avoid the fact their party ever supported slavery and other anti-civil rights policies.The party is know run by hippies from the seventies who can't turn off their share everything brains.

Democrats and republicans suck.

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plunder the dungeon

When you have sex with a nerdy girl.

I totally want to take that chick and plunder the dungeon

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Law of 1/3rd

The ratio of people you are allowed to sleep with when drunk versus amount when sober. The drunk equivalant of sleeping with one person while sober is sleeping with three people.

Based on the Law of 1/3rd I'm not a slut, I only slept with six guys when i was drunk!