Jaunty Moment

Subtly trying to tell or express that they are doing something that your are not whether that’s with a friend or telling them that they have done something therefore trying to say that they are currently better than you

Someone says “Starting my job soon!”

Then another person makes it about themselves by saying “cool I’m staring my job internship at a grocery store next month, it’s unpaid but it will look good on my college application!”

That is a Jaunty Moment

Ohshmay

The word equivalent to okay. Said only to throw people off in confusion for no reason.

“Hey I’m going to the movies want to join?”
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“Ohshmay!”
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“What?”

Connor Special

the act of running up to some ones dorm room and urinating while ejaculating onto some ones face, then abruptly yet goofily running away.

Someone came up to my dorm door and gave me a connor special?