January 15

The perfect day, half of a month after new year, just after holidays. The smartest and most sarcastic people are born this day. They’re not bitches or dicks, they’re hilarious. They’re revolutionary people who need attention. Martin Luther king, Pitbull, Cameron Dove, Ariella Ferrara and Ben Shapiro are born january 15 and Wikipedia went online for free this day too.

For January 15, Florida men threatened his neighbors to kill them with kindness.

It’s also avocado day.

Omg Maria is born January 15th, she’s going to change the world. What a goddess! Let’s go eat guacamole for her birthday!