Smeckledorfing

The act of faking the role of a health inspector just to get free food from a restaurant

*Spongebob and Mr.Krabs upon hearing that the health inspector inspecting their restaurant wasn’t a health inspector, and was in fact smeckledorfing the Krusty Krab*

Spongebob: “We’ve been smeckledorfed!”

Simp

A term created by the Orcs of the internet to compensate for the fact that they can’t comprehend what being loved feels like

Jim: “Jesus, Mark is such a fucking simp”

Bob: “Where are your parents?”