Homophobic

Homophobic- A fear of gay people. Usually homophobic people will run and scream immediately if they see a rainbow. If you are gay and are trying to approach a homophobe. Be sure to approach slowly and make sure to have a treat that is exclusively black and white. If they seem aggresive, poke them with a stick. Then they will fall over onto the ground motionless. Oh yeah, forgot to mention they have a paralyzing fear of gay people.

It is actually quite rare to spot a homophobic person. Facebook and Twitter is usually where they are found as it is their natural habitat. So, if you ever see one outside, they are probably just going to get a new box of tissues.

Man One: Hey, have you seen the news lately?
Man Two: Oh yeah, they had to chase a homophobic person after they escaped from their cage at the zoo.

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