burgoyne

The kind of dude who shits the bed and walks away. The kind of dude who sleeps with his roommate and doesn't make breakfast for him the next morning. The kind of dude who spots a cockroach in the kitchen, but doesn't actually help catch it. He's just THAT kind of dude.

I hope I don't room with any burgoyne's next year... I heard what he did with his last roommate and I'm not about that nasty stuff!

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Simon Threesome

When two close males interact in a bonding experience in which they watch the same pornographic material and pleasure themselves at the same time. They do not have to be in the same room, but studies show the bond to be stronger when in the same location.

Me: "Hey buddy, do you wanna do a back-to-back Simon Threesome with me tonight?"

Griffin: "Would I ever!"

Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"

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