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the act of not wiping your buttox for a week or more and then plucking a handful of your own butthole hairs and placing them into an oven baked treat that is given to someone who irritates you.
"Scott doesn't know that I added my secret ingredient the rusty herb to his birthday cake, he thinks I'm doing him a favor."
The act of trimming your pubic hairs staright into a partners mouth, and then urinating or ejaculating inside of it and then the partner swallows the tasty treat
"That girl was crazy last night bro, she demanded I give her a wet bush"
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A slang term for the space in between the toes
"New socks always leave balls of fuzz in my munchy golds."
When an airplane goes through what the passengers belive to be turbulence, but the pilot is just recieving head and can't control himself.
"This plane ride has been bumpy, must be some bad turbulence."
"Or maybe that hot flight attendent who went into the cockpit and him are doing something, she has been in there for awhile now we could be experiencing some fake turbulence."
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During the act of oral sex the female bites a hole in the condom air bubble without the male knowing, and then the two participate in vaginal intercourse causing a what seems to be an accidental pregnancy but it's really not
"Bro I don't know how Lisa got pregnant, I wore a condom"
"Maybe she tricked you with a swiss condom, did she give head?"
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When a male has a very big erection in a public place that won't go away and creates a lot of frustration, in turn it causes him to hit someone or something out of sheer anger.
"In 1st period today I had the biggest stiff grump that I hit michelle Because she was the closest thing to hit."
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