bulgaria

literally the greatest country of all,

we invented and colonised the sun, but it was too hot so we moved back to earth,

then we colonised the earth with a single snap, but we decided to give land to other nations.

we've helped albania build the pyramids, making us №1 country in the world

macedonian retard: bro bulgaria is such a tatar shit country
true bulgar chad: shut up propaganda victor, bow to your master, slave

living under a rock guy: dude what is bulgaria?
true bulgar chad2: so bulgaria is the greatest country because *lists all real facts for that statement and tells him about the Bulgarian history*

true bulgar chad3: dude bulgaria is such a great country
true bulgar chad4: ikr, literally the best

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