daniel

a silly ahh fat Italian bastard that is also classified as a silly salami. he is always craving some pizza, and he always likes to hang fat rolls of salami in his garage. he uses a vespa to get around town, and he starts hyperventilating when he isn't in a 100 meter perimeter of a nice hot garlic pizza. he is the epidemy of a classic Italian, even though his dumbass lives in Australia. this would be a normal thing to write if he was living in Italy though but we tend to take notice if there are fat Italians like Daniel in Australia.

person 1 "yo is that daniel"
person 2 "yeah bro he's fat and Italian ahaha"