Ethan

Ethan is a very horny teenage boy who spends his time skateboarding, vaping, and drinking monsters rather than doing his homework. He's really tall and a bit of a loner but he's really popular with the ladies. He gets bullied by Chad but he doesn't care and he has a godly taste in music. You may not want to admit it, but Ethan is way cooler than you.

Chad: Ethan's such a fucking loser ahaha
Rebecca: stfu Chad, you're an asshole and I'm leaving you for Ethan because he's cooler than you
Chad: 😭😭😭

Ethan

Ethan's a really tall leftist skater boy. He's not very popular, and probably gets bullied but he doesn't care. He's really sad and horny all the time but it works out because he's pretty popular with the ladies. Ethan has a nicotine addiction and drinks too much monster energy. He also has a godly taste in music. He plays guitar and writes music but will only play you his music if he trusts you, which isn't very likely. Whether you like it or not, Ethan is cooler than you.

Chad: haha Ethan you fucking loser go write a song about cutting yourself or something emo trash
Rebecca: stfu Chad leave Ethan alone
Chad: *misogynistic comment*

Rebecca: you know what Chad we're breaking up I'm leaving you for Ethan
Chad: 😭😭😭