mandruff

dead skin, concealed beneath facial hair, that flakes away when you play with it, leaving a trail of snow down the front of your shirt. very similar to the concept of dandruff, but mostly only applicable to men.

dude, you've got mandruff. shampoo your face.

ifsbfy

I feel so bad for you

David: Dan, don't you have a midterm tomorrow?
Dan: Yeah, I haven't even started to study.
David: It's freakin' 2am in the morning, why have you been redditing for the past 6 hours?! ifsbfy, ysd.

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ysd

you're so dumb

Dan: I feel so bad for you! ifsbfy
David: Why?
Dan: Cus ysd!

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