middler

one who prefers to fold his penis in half during intercourse in order to get the job done.

after jimmy drank a half liter of jack, he became a real middler when trying to do his wife.

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soft serve the curve

When a man intentionally or otherwise folds his penis in half durring a sexual act.

After the party last night, Jim had to soft serve the curve in an attempt to satisfy his lady.

see also: middling.

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