blowjob

a really fun adult time activity

woman: do you wanna have some fun?
man: **pulls down pants**
woman: oh wow its so BIG
man: i know now help me out, its really hard mind giving me a blowjob
woman: yeah i mean that is my job i make glass bottles

man: heh and sorry for the awkward placement of the sketch

woman: i've seen weirder

phonedation

The leftover foundation thats stuck on your screen after a conversation where the phone has been pressed against the cheek. Often seen on touch phones, since they have a larger screen.

Emma: EEEEUUUW! Whats that brown gunk on your screen?!

Johanna: Aaah, thats just some phonedation after my conversation with Peter.

Emma: Damn, he's hot!

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