cumbrella

a questionably smelling umbrella that you likely borrowed from a coworker, or found in a lost and found box.

You: hey, it’s raining outside

Me: you better borrow this cumbrella that’s been in the break room for months. Just don’t sniff it.

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juicy susan

A wet turd; diaherra.

Nick: ew! Someone left a juicy susan in the bathroom stall.

Me: gross, man. Flush that shit!

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Stink pickle

a big fat turd

Dude, someone left a massive stink pickle in the bathroom. The smell almost made me pass out!

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