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A waffle made from steam rising from the pan, to the face of the woman cooking it, causing the make up to drip from her face into the frying pan subsequently making a pink waffle
A - " Hunny can you make me a blue waffle with banana toppings please?"
B - " hunny I think your waffle may have tured into a pink waffle thanks to the shit dropping off of my face"
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A method relating to Jews being burnt... mirrors that of a hash Brown being made in Mc Donald's but instead, the Jews getting cooked
Osama - "Hitler hunny, are my jew browns done yet?"
Hitler - "Osama babes, calm your turban you curry muncher... these Jews are abit wriggley... Let me chop their arms off and I'll make you your Jew brown"
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When a female bends over for another man pretending to tie her laces but is really pushing her ass out to him...
Mary : Jebussssssss... let me tie my laces
Mary slowly bends over...
Jebus : damn that's a perfect cock dock for my black mamba
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The Art of letting your Girlfriend suck your balls and then she chews on them and you subsequently fly kick her causing her to spit your balls out in small chunks
"you mother fucker... imam fly kick yo ass outa here if you don't spit my crunchy nuts out" said Jesus to Mary
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The art of being able to shove and swallow whole cocks (cockerels) down ones mouth within a short time
"Look at that elephant god... He swallowing all those cocks at once... He must be one of those cock guzzlers I told you about"
The art of being able to shove and swallow whole cocks (cockerels) within a short time
"Look at that elephant god... He swallowing all those cocks at once... He must be one of those cock guzzlers I told you about"
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