Freshman

A joke of a year. The kids that think because they were “top dogs” in 8th grade, they’re cool here too. Upper class men usually ignore these nuggets, who try to be swaggy because they are in high school. Commonly uses the #freshman in their pics taken at school events. Freshman girls date junior boys, and freshman boys date girls in 8th grade. Usually can be seen taking all honors classes, using their lockers, and studying for bio.

*bell rings*
Junior one: dude that girl is running to class
Junior two: yea, she’s a freshman

Junior one: damn, were we that small
Junior two: damn right

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Indian Girls

Brown chicks, most of them living in central Jersey.

Type one: quiet and hairy, who wears Costco sneakers and still buy their clothes from Justice. They are deadass illiterate, the hair is oily and pulled back into a low ponytail. Usually can be found scurrying the halls walking in an abnormal way, or sitting at home with their mothers. Fits the typical stereotype.

Type two: really popular and beautiful. They hang with the coolest kids, and are just drop dead gorgeous. They date other popular Indian guys and attend parties, drink, and visit the mall often. Usually super sweet but can often be a backstabbing bitch. Type one makes their name look bad. They’ve already lost their v card, and are most probably on the track team.

Indian girls are crazy, you never know which type you will encounter.

Different Indian girls in class:
Type one: hello, I have just moved here from Chennai and i am excited to experience the “American high school”. I like with my amma and appa, along with my brother Pranav. I have never talked to a boy, and I refuse to participate in class and gym.

Type two: heyyy, I’m from Edison, NJ. I have 1k Instagram followers and I’m dating Nikhil. I live with my mom, dad, and sister Rachel, and I am so excited to meet y’all. I gotta meet my hoes at the mall right now, bye!

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chanah

Jewish name pronounced “hanna” but can have many other pronunciations like “shun-nah”, “she-nah”, or “cha-nah”. The literal meaning is “graceful; a gift from god”. Usually a short girl with crazy mood swings. She tries to do the right thing, but ends up fucking everything up.

Person one: Yo, did you hear about that chick that broke up that couple?
Person two: yeah, her name is chanah, she goes around doing that kind of shit

Person one: damn I feel sorry for her

Person two: I guess man

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