Guano

1. Bat feces.
2.Crazy (I.E. "Batshit")

After he had a few beers at the party, he went straight guano.

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Swagnificence

n.- An air possessed by one of equal part swagger and magnificence. (One who possesses this trait is "swagnificent.")

"The air Liberace is so revered comes in part from his air of swagnificence."

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Bitch switch

The switch that changes individuals, namely women, into an irrational, emotional rage.

She was cool, until her boyfriend looked at another woman and flipped her bitch switch.

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Whelm

1. To be swept beneath by a wave.

2. (To be) the effect of experiencing something of mediocre quality ; -ing; -ed

3. Neither good nor bad, simply existing

The movie last night was completely whelming.

I thought I would be excited by the fair, but I was whelmed at best.

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Snortle

A laugh so enthusiastic it induces snorting.

Listening to Bill Hicks always makes me snortle.

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Aiyo!mance

The relationship between shorties and cat-callers. ("Aiyo shorty!")

The call girl and the construction worker had an aiyo!mance.

Sucktacular

v. - The antithesis of spectacular.

"Wow, that new Ke$ha song is sucktacular."

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