Moist

The collective noun for a group of yummies.


See also yummy.

You sould have been in there, wall-to-wall Yummies !

At least three moists !

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clamjouster

A lady, often but not uniquely, of Catholic education who engages in the time honoured Girls' School pastime of clamjousting. It is the noble martial art of clam-to-clam combat, where one girl grinds her clam against her opponent's. (aka Tribadism)

The collective noun is 'TILT' (From the medieval tournaments consisting of a number of jousts.)
"A tilt of clamjousters"

See also: boxgrazer, dieseldyke, mingeeta, rugmuncher, WRAC.

"That dorm has seen so much clamjousting the matresses squelch with fannybatter"

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TCH

A common term used to describe the current Minister of Defence, Geoff Hoon.

This TLA is also used in polite company for the user to avoid saying "That Cunt Hoon"

"You're lying like TCH !"

or

"You piece of shit ! You've less morals than TCH !"

(Obviously this last example is a case of exaggeration, it is an impossibility for anyone to possess less morals than TCH)

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