1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes
1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.
to flick your chicken is parallel to flip your shit
something that happens when you are extremely excited, suprised, or scared
flick your chicken
when I saw the dude in the banana suit, I nearly flicked my chicken.