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an extremely gay twat who likes men,he wanks over them and when they find out .he bites his lips and goes for a cheeky one in a bin.
"he carl you douche bag!"
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ok so this one involves your cat, first of all you get the cat and put on top of somewhere with an extremely high drop. (like a dam) then you lay at the bottom with your dick out and try and get it in the hole.
"here kitty don't be scared its only a smasharoonie."
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A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!
"Mummy I want to go to the ice cream van!" "Be careful remember stranger dangerð."
A brown substance that is very smelly and tasty also known as faeces . its considered a naughty word to anyone under 10. Haddock lives in this smelly brown poo.
This is a place where adults can let there rodents (kids) off the leash for a 'play'. Whilst the kids are preoccupied the adult go in a bush for some hanky panky, after there done they attach the leash and say let's get some ice cream!
"Daddy let me off the leash I want to play in the park!"
a extremely lucky and sexy guy who gets all the gals, If he gave a fuck about what you think he wouldn't be Jason.
he is very strong and tall, anyone in his path is instantly annihilated.
"hey there what's your name? "Jason". "get in my bed".
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