spracism

Space racism.
aka. astrology

spracism
person 1: "What's your zodiac sign?"
person 2: "Scorpio"
person 1: "oo.."
person 2: "wtf you mean oo?"
person 1: "we're not compatible"
person 2: "is this what racism is like?"

Alabama Hotpocket

When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.

“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”