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Leaving a deadly stinky shit in a bathroom that blowjob seeking gays hang out in. Leave one so rotten nobody can be in there longer than they can hold their breath.
What took you so long in the can?
Dropped a deuce - twas some primo fag repellant!
Cool! Let's count green-faced cottagers; first to ten gets a blowjob!
whe you learn something from your lover (your horizontal dictionary )
I know 3 languages; My paents spoke English & French in the home, & I picked up Spanisah from t he Los Angeles horizontal dictionary
Using vulgarity to intensify one's speech for no real reason or purpose.
Hey, teacher, how the fuck are you?
how dare you swear at me?
I didn't; I merely employed use of the gratuitous intensive. It's called, "colloquial expression," bitch! NOW I've sworn at you, you old cunt!
Either a crocodile or an alligator especially when you, like all, can't tell the difference.
I saw a crocagator eatng a homeless guy yesterday?
"Which was it?"
Fuck, I dunno -- don't be such a fucking grammar nazi. Crocogator -- it stands alone. Fucking Nazi cunt!
Rick: I love watching women's soccer -- every now & again I aee one get kicked in the hooha.
Nick: Yup, who doesn't love a good cunt punt?
a girlfriend who irritates the crap out of you
I thought Linda would be a nice girlfriend to have, but she's turning out to be a real girlfrenema!
1. towards the south pole
2. as "the south," the lower half of USA
3. the male genitals
4. down/lower, referring to direction on a wall map.
1. Penguins only live naturally in the south
2. The South will rise again, y'all!
3. don't just kiss my stomach, Babe, go south!
4. When a woman turns 50 her tits really start to go south (ie sag)
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