nigger nuts

1. any black variety of nut
2. testicles on a negro (especially very large ones)
3. part of a phrase of inquiry into a black man's sanity

1. WTF is with these dark walnuts? I never ordered any nigger nuts!
2. If Mike Tyson ever tried to rape me, I'd kick him so hard in his nigger nuts he'd change his mind fast!
3. Chris Rock is dating Roseanne Barr? Is that nigger nuts?

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aboves

refers to people(not things) that are above you

Gurrrlll! I tell ya, that man o' mine startin' to think he's one of my aboves!

Don't put up wit dat shit -- you best smack him down quick, else he WILL be one o' yo' aboves!

oyster surprise

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"

How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!

fossil water

jocular way of referring to crude oil

Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!

Wofjep

The one hour block of (W)heel (O)f (F)ortune and (Je)o(p)ardy

Hey, Babe? Set the DVR to record wofjep tonight. I got a meeting from 7-8.

girlfriend-in-law

term used for a "good" female friend who is closely related (e.g. sister, best friend, roommate) to your girlfriend

Dude, you're dating Lindsay but I saw you face-sucking with Britney.

It's cool -- Brit's my girlfriend-in-law -- that gives me special privileges!

If you can convince Lilo of that, you are my new god!

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wia

1) "Who Identifies As" name suffix(cf nee) to indicate a person's pronoun preference(s).
pronounced "weeya" or "why-eye-ay"
2) Can be used in other contexts, to, to mean the same thing.

1) Jennifer Brown wia they/them
Gregory Jones wia she/her
2) Bill just had gender reassigment surgey. What's Bill's wia?

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