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little popping farts while a person is walking, very common in old deaf people
aka popcorn farts
(pop,pop,pop)
Grandpa: GET DOWN! THE KRAUTS ARE SHOOTING!
Grandson: Nah, it's just Grandma & her walkin farts
6π 2π
superior dismissal of yet-another-minor-celebrity or other name unknown to you.
Can use for both females and males(adds an extra degree of dismissiveness when referring to an obviously male name)
Jane: You hear what Joe Biden's been doing as Obama's veep?
John: Joe Biden? Never heard of the bitch!
Jane: ouch!
6π 6π
A very small woman (aka a spinner)
Suggesting she's not much bigger than a finger puppet.
Dan: Sweet! Look at that sexy little thang!
Stan: Is she even legal?
Dan: Don't let her petiteness fool you -- she's a finger puppet, not jailbait.
1π 5π
Mexican, usually illegal, usually in a border state -- very disparaging term
"We got way too many border niggers, & the regular niggers, too, in this state -- ime tostart shooting the fuckers!" said Adolph Jones
5π 1π
That sweet time when you're semiconscious, half asleep, but only partially awake. Semi lucidly dreaming, maybe; the time you never want to end
I had such a beautiful cozy dozy this morning, I nearly didn't get up, but then the kids stated hollering & fighting, & the moment was lost.
1. Yuppie losers who buy & use all the latest Apple crap, like iPhone, iPod, iPad, ad infinitum ad nauseum.
2. The Apple 'experts' working in the Apple Stores
1. Proof of the Dumbing Down of America: all the iTards wandering through life plugged into the latest crap made by Apple
2. When I'm bored I like to go into the iStore and ask the iTards impossible questions like, "How long before this iPhone IV is obsolete?"
10π 4π
The miscellaneous items you leave behind at a lover's home to give you an excuse to call them again.
John: What's with this box of crap? Jewellery, panties, purses, keys?
Bill: I collect one night stand enamorata but never return their callbacks! I give it as gifts to those I do want to see twice!