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Either a crocodile or an alligator especially when you, like all, can't tell the difference.
I saw a crocagator eatng a homeless guy yesterday?
"Which was it?"
Fuck, I dunno -- don't be such a fucking grammar nazi. Crocogator -- it stands alone. Fucking Nazi cunt!
1. ITCH(n): a generic term for a persistent need , that needs scratching(satisfying of the need)
2. ITCH(n): STD/VD with itching as a major symptom (eg crabs, scabies)
1. I got the itch real bad, I need to hire some whore to scratch it if my wife don't start putting out.
2. Well, I picked up a skanky ho, not good, she gave me the itch!
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Leaving a deadly stinky shit in a bathroom that blowjob seeking gays hang out in. Leave one so rotten nobody can be in there longer than they can hold their breath.
What took you so long in the can?
Dropped a deuce - twas some primo fag repellant!
Cool! Let's count green-faced cottagers; first to ten gets a blowjob!
1. towards the south pole
2. as "the south," the lower half of USA
3. the male genitals
4. down/lower, referring to direction on a wall map.
1. Penguins only live naturally in the south
2. The South will rise again, y'all!
3. don't just kiss my stomach, Babe, go south!
4. When a woman turns 50 her tits really start to go south (ie sag)
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little popping farts while a person is walking, very common in old deaf people
aka popcorn farts
(pop,pop,pop)
Grandpa: GET DOWN! THE KRAUTS ARE SHOOTING!
Grandson: Nah, it's just Grandma & her walkin farts
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superior dismissal of yet-another-minor-celebrity or other name unknown to you.
Can use for both females and males(adds an extra degree of dismissiveness when referring to an obviously male name)
Jane: You hear what Joe Biden's been doing as Obama's veep?
John: Joe Biden? Never heard of the bitch!
Jane: ouch!
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Rick: I love watching women's soccer -- every now & again I aee one get kicked in the hooha.
Nick: Yup, who doesn't love a good cunt punt?