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when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.
Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?
Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
gross way of referring to vomit.
Not to beconfused with verbal diarrrhea, which is overtalking
Dawn: Now this a party, amiright?
Don: Yeah, once I finish offloading this oral diarrhea, I'll be good for another round of gas station sushi, washed down with homemade beer!
1. a fan of Jerry Garcia, The Grateful Dead
2. a river snag of tree &/or log &/or large flotsam
3. a useless person on staff
4. verb & noun) a toll vehicle(taxi, bus, train, truck(lorry/semi) travelling empty (noun: such trip)
Rick, that deadhead(3) in the mailroom is a deadhead(1)
John had a deadhead(4) trip after dropping off a load of lumber -- while deadheading(4) back he saw a major deadhead(2) in the river stuck in a boat's props, so he phoned the coast guard!
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In it's simplest sense, a good old-fashioned "suck and fuck" (a blowjob followed by intercourse) usually an offering from a hooker
john: None of the fancy shit, bitch just give me a nice around the world!
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Ben's blonde girlfriend texted that she was late becauuse the cops gave her a Dewey test by making her walk along a white piece of tape while toching her nose and saying the alphabet backwards.
Stands for Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead -- a rich guy who acts like a jerk.
Dawn: So how'd your date go ;last night with our town's most eligible bachelor?
Donna: Not well - he looks like a good carch, but he's oo much of a a real LOMBARD for me!
plural dugs; animal nipple, but also used as a contemptuous term for human female breast (especially sloppy+saggy ones)
My wife used to have gorgeous tits; now, at 50, they're best classified as dugs. Don't get me wrong, I fuck & suck 'em anyway! (no, not in that order!)