YOLO

acronym for You Only Live Once meaning:
1. go ahead & take risks; live your life to the fullest
2. the girl that says this does as a code meaning she'll do anal
3. You Obviously Lack Originality(posted in response to yet another facebook status that says, "YOLO!")

1. I'm going bungee jumping this weekend, because YOLO!
2. he: I'm a bit of a backdoor man. What do you think of that?
she: oh well, yolo!
3. Status Change: YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE! (YOLO)
reply: YOLO! YOU OBVIOUSLY LACK ORIGINALITY I've seen this same post on my wall 40 times since noon yesterday!

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bunnuvasitch

A spoonerism euophemism for "son of a bitch" used to imply vulgarity, but without breaching censorship rules.
c.f. bullspit

*hits thumb with hammer, when pastor's children are present*
"Oh, BUNNUVASITCH, that HURT!!"

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toss your salad

originally in prison, to have someone eat your ass out, with or without jelly or salad dressing.

Forcing your new bunkmate to toss your salad is a good way to set the tone of respect that keeps him well-behaved.

If he's respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .

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social orgasm

1. the euphoric feeling you get from finally being included in social situations
2. as opposed to a solitary one, sexual climax with another person or people

1. I've been so isolated for the past yewar that I actually had a social orgasm at the surprise birthday party my coworkers planned for me.
2. Even hermits need social orgasms occasionally, to stay sane & well lubricated.

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Boober

When you take a regular taxi & get a free ride by showing your boobs.

A-cup: It cost me a $40 can ride to get here.
B-cup: I paid $25 to Uber
C-Cup: I paid 28 to Lyft.
D-cup: I took Boober! Rode for free!

Rat

The juvenile definition is simnply of a snitch but a rat is really a traitor. If you're onvolved in crime or a gang & you snitch, you are a rat -- & rats must die!

Me & Jimmy whacked that gas station dude cuz he was slow with the money we wanted, then, when the pigs questioned him, he was a wuss and rolled over on me -- so I got to whack the little rat now!

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louie

1) American spelling of Louis
2) left (as a direction)

1) hey, Louis, tell me how to get to your house from mine
2) ok, Mario, head straight down Forest, hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left. bring beers, you cheap cunt!

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