kill a fish

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly foul.

Sam: I need to go kill a fish.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, feed the alligators, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?

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magnet

Attractive from the rear, repulsive from the front. (another term for a "butterface")

MMMmmmm, that is one mighty fine looking ass!
But, ewww. . . that flat chest & bulldog face means she's a magnet!

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grammatude

A combination of Gramma(Grandmother) & attitude

Don't know what grammatude is?

Mess with my grandchildren & you'll find out!

eat it

1. to die
2. command from your girlfriend to perform cunnilingus on her
3. fail
4. fuck off
5. Weird Al Yankovich parody of Jackson's "Beat It"

1. Bungee jumpers have a 50% higher chance of eating it than the rest of us
2. Don't just stare at it -- EAT IT, BITCH!
3. Oh, man, Tony Hawks did a triple flip & landed on his face -- he totally ate it!
4. John: Don't be so mouthy all the time
Don: Eat it, bitch!
5. How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

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WEL

Whatever, Loser!
chatroom slang
Can also be expressed physically; hold 3 fingers straight up above your head, saying, "what" then tilt sideways, saying, "ever; then make L shale with thumb & forefinger & finish, "loser!"

A way of really putting someone down -- usually used by tweenie girls.

John: "I won! You know I won!"
Jane: (making WEL hand signals to match) "What. Ever. Loser!"

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cuntette

diminutive of cunt, refers to a young woman or a very small one

Jim: Sweet meat straight ahead!
Tim: Kind of small, throw her back
Jim: No way I love me some cuntette now and again -- cleans the palate & wrings me dry

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ikr

self-identification as a retard; so you quickly & easily know who your retarded friends are.
Break it down:
I know. -- declaration that you KNOW
right? -- questioning the above, in other words, you DON'T know!

Jim: People who say I know, right? Or text IKR? are fucking retards!
Tim: IKR?
Jim: (deletes Tim)

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