scalatish

from Hebrew scall(probably a painful skin inflamation characterized by hard itchy scales): ridiculously annoying.

Ok, that's THREE times Facespace has rejected my password -- fuckin scalatish POS!

scentiment

a fart

After detailing the lawyer's car, I dropped a fart bomb in his car. I gave him his keys back.

He said, "the car looks good now."

I said, "My scentiment, exactly."

fucken

childish spelling for the adjectival/adverbial intensive "fucking"

Easy way to identify you're chatting with an illiterate &/or child.

Can also be used as a space filler (instead of "umm..." or "err...")

(ADJECTIVE)
normal: Debbie is so fuckin' FINE!
ankie: Debbie is so fucken phyne!

(ADVERB)
normal: I was fuckin' late so I took the fucking bus.
ankie: I was fucken late so I took the fucken bus.

(GRATUITOUS INTENSIVE)
normal: I'm not doing well in Math class.
ankie: So, I'm fucken like fucken failing fucken math, you fucken know?

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yuck my yum

1. criticizing my taste(either literally or figuratively(as in def 2)) preferences
2. sloppily perform cunnlingus on me

1. Bob: "Eww, that's disgusting, puttingketchup o a hot dog." Dave: Fuck you, Asshole, Do't yiuck my yum
2. Candy: OMG, If you ever date Joey, you gotta let him yuck your yum. I had him yuck my yum for a full hour; I never came so often in my life!

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Wofjep

The one hour block of (W)heel (O)f (F)ortune and (Je)o(p)ardy

Hey, Babe? Set the DVR to record wofjep tonight. I got a meeting from 7-8.

girlfriend-in-law

term used for a "good" female friend who is closely related (e.g. sister, best friend, roommate) to your girlfriend

Dude, you're dating Lindsay but I saw you face-sucking with Britney.

It's cool -- Brit's my girlfriend-in-law -- that gives me special privileges!

If you can convince Lilo of that, you are my new god!

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wia

1) "Who Identifies As" name suffix(cf nee) to indicate a person's pronoun preference(s).
pronounced "weeya" or "why-eye-ay"
2) Can be used in other contexts, to, to mean the same thing.

1) Jennifer Brown wia they/them
Gregory Jones wia she/her
2) Bill just had gender reassigment surgey. What's Bill's wia?

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