soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.

1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.

premature evaluation

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!

I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!

jewelry

expensive adornments of precious metals &/or gems, and:

police slang for handcuffs

Cop, to cop buddy: I got a date tonight with a hot civilian chick who loves the uniform
Buddy: You're bringing your jewelry, right?
Cop: you know it, this bracelets never fail to impress! Then they love it when I smacl their ass with y leather belt!
Buddy Lucky asshole, I'm stucking working overtime tonight. . . Have fun.

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around the world

In it's simplest sense, a good old-fashioned "suck and fuck" (a blowjob followed by intercourse) usually an offering from a hooker

john: None of the fancy shit, bitch just give me a nice around the world!

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Facebook widower

A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)

I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!

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six

1. military lingo for "behind you" {as if you're standing on the centre of a clock face, looking at the 12.}
2. prison warning of danger(guard) coming {you can say six quietly without moving your lips.}

1. I got your six, man, go ahead, lead the attack.
2. Keep six, mate, I'm gonna work on my tunnel.

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pissed mist

The imaginary aura/fog that fills the room when your wife is pissed(angry) at you

My wife was PMSing when I told her I wanted a threesome with her & her sister for my birthday.

I felt a terrible chill go up my spine as the room filled with pissed mist.

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