mission

Referencing any of various Indian reservations that were set up by Roman Catholic(Jesuit, etc.) missionaries.

Rick: Where you been?
Slick: Over at the Mission
Rick: What's over there?
Rick: burnt meat

chilly willy

slang for small cock
Based on how cold shrinks the penis

Guy strips; girl takes one look and says, "I'm outta here, I didn't eat a roofy just to get it on with some chilly willy!

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score

as a verb "to give." Most often used for cigarettes or small amounts of money

Score me a smoke, dude!
Score me a buck, & I'll get it back to you tomorrow!

Response: I'm kinda short right now; get your own, loser!

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slow news day

semi-sarcastic way to say nothing much is going on.

Boss: How come you only made 5 sales all day?
You: It was a slow news day, I guess

Jim: Yo, Sup?
Tim: fuck all
Jim: slow news day, I take it?
Tim: Fuck, yeah!

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Facebook widower

A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)

I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!

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six

1. military lingo for "behind you" {as if you're standing on the centre of a clock face, looking at the 12.}
2. prison warning of danger(guard) coming {you can say six quietly without moving your lips.}

1. I got your six, man, go ahead, lead the attack.
2. Keep six, mate, I'm gonna work on my tunnel.

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pissed mist

The imaginary aura/fog that fills the room when your wife is pissed(angry) at you

My wife was PMSing when I told her I wanted a threesome with her & her sister for my birthday.

I felt a terrible chill go up my spine as the room filled with pissed mist.

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