radio model

A person, usually female, whose voice is hot & sexy, but who's fat &/or ugly physically -- i.e. they'd make a great sexy model on the radio only.

Buddy: So I got this wrong number last week -- she sounded HOT! So I talked her into meeting me for drinks. Turns out she weighed about 400 pounds!

Friend: sounds like a radio model!

Buddy: I fucked her anyway!

Friends: Youda man!

Dewey test

drunk test (i.e. DUI test)

Ben's blonde girlfriend texted that she was late becauuse the cops gave her a Dewey test by making her walk along a white piece of tape while toching her nose and saying the alphabet backwards.

doosh

1) the comic book sound your fist makes as it embeds in a the side of a douche's neck
1b) the exclamation you make as you punch him

2) badly misspelled attempt at writing douche (short for douchebag, as in he's only good for flushing old cum out of a whore's cunt!

John: Ok, Deke, these here are classy chicks, play it cool, I need to get laid tonight -- don't fuck it up!
(enters party)

Deke: Which one of you cupcakes wants to give me a blowjob?

John punches Deke deep into his neck fat, while loudly exclaiming, as if making a karate move, "DOOSH!"

John, thinking, "I knew I shouldn't have brought that fucking douche!"

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Bestie

best friend (usually used by females)
var BESTY

pl BESTIES

Penny gets majorly creeped out by how Amy keeps stalking her & calling her bestie

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pastel lesbian

A usually teenaged girl who plays at being a lesbian. Noted for claiming fealty to famous lesbian or feminist personas.

Caroline Konsnstnar is the funniest teen pastel lesbian YouTube vlogger.

baking up

To start the day by smoking a joint
aka wake and bake

The best part of waking up is baking up!
Wake and bake, man! That's my entire philosophy!

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vagina repellent

See truck nuts and skinny jeans
Or any other gross display that men think shows masculinity but really just ensures the gays know where they are.

"Duuuude, did you come out & I missed it?"

What the fuck you mean, man?
"You've got double vagina repellent going on -- you've got truck nuts on your Ford & you're wearing the gayest pair of skinny jeans I've ever seen.