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punny & G-rated way of saying "I will slam my cock full & deeply inside of you.
Jen: I'm tired, cab anyone give me a ride home?
Biff: "Bend over, Baby, I'll drive you home."
a) Canadian prison slang for a 5-year sentence (60 months) as in the federal prisons, this is considered a short sentence, which is the older meaning of a minute.
b) MINUTE: short period of time
How long you in for, mate?
Just a prison minute -- no biggie
"Hey, can I see you for a minute in my office?" ("You're the boss; let me drop everything & attend to your order.")
He: I have to keep my urethral sheath warm & moist, will you help?
She: sure!
He: *thinks* "Score!"
the quality of being able to deliver humour in a deadpan(expressionless) manner for effect.
Jimmy Carr & Stephen Wright are both experts at deadpannery.
a generic term of contempt usually for a female. (if used on a male confers an even greater degree of contempt)
Abbreviation of daggit (a dog-like pet from Battlestar Galactica TV series in the 1980's)
Mostly used as one would use "dog", in referring to an ugly, scraggy bitch.
Debbie? I wouldn't fuck that dag with Tony's dick!"
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1. expression used in place of "oh shit!"
2. a fun ditty
1. fuck a duck! No papers!
2. (tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Stick your finger in a yak
Support your local zoo!
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Also: nrooming
nose grooming - the act of picking your nose to get it nice & clean
Aday after a bad cold, I need to spend an hour nooming, to get all the hard its of snot stuck to the hairs. Always in private & I always was my hands after.