period pig

a dirty pig of a woman who smells of old period juices, because she hasn't showered in 3 periods, or hasn't changed her tampon/pad in as long

Q: Johnny, what's the worst thing about being in a wheelchair? Is it not being tall enough to reach crap at the grocery store?
A: Not even close!
Q: Is it the way people assume you're retarded, too?
A: Not even close!
Q: What is it then?
A: Getting stuck face-to-ass behind a period pig in a long lineup

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spitakke

Very much grade school: completely covering someone's face with spit, usually by two or more guys.
Play on words for bukakke.

Jim, to dripping faced Danny: What happened?
Danny: theree 7th graders did a spitakke on me!
Jim: Damb, son, go the fuck home & wash!

bulkify

to add weight or mass to

1. I need to bulkify my bean-pole body if i want to play grade 12 sports in September.

feed the alligators

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly voluminous. (refers to the urban legend of alligators living in city sewers)

Sam: I need to go feed the alligators.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?

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yuting

Verb, clicking around various suggested videos on youtube. Rhymes with muting.

Whenever I get bored of facebook, I switch out & spend a couple hours yuting through some kitten videos

flopple

like topple, but not as rigid.

A building can topple over. I'm so tired, I'm just going to flopple into that bed there.

jockstrap scholarship

getting through college or university by being good at a sport(e.g. football)

Dad: You've gpt 4 Cs & a D; how do you expect to ever get into & graduate college with grades like that?
Son: With a jockstrap scholarship, of course!