Mogaraptor

Pun on the word and dinosaur species Velociraptor well known for tearing apart its pray. Refers to a cat which has exhibited the same carnivorous tendencies by doing a full rendering of some luckless rabbit, bird or mouse.

Plural mogaraptors refers to cats rendering in packs.

Me: What's with the funny smell in the lounge and the bits of fur everywhere.

You: I think it used to be a rabbit before the mogaraptor got hold of it.

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Moglit

A small mog or general term for cat/small cat.

Me: Hey Pete have you seen the moglit.

Pete: Nope. Probably out hunting.

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wildering

To wander around aimlessly (normally at home in your pyjamas) in a state of general non-achievement. Might be cognate with a sedate state of faffing.

(in email)

Morning! I'm up and about and generally wildering. Not much achieved this morning and no prospect of achievement in sight! X

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Hostility

Pun on the word "hospitality". Refers to interminable drinks/social occasions which you really don't want to attend but have to be there.

Me: We have been invited to the neighbours for some hostility tonight.

You: Oh no. Not the Smiths! It took us weeks to get over the last visit.

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